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Former first lady of USA Michelle Obama was spotted in Paris, attending Beyonce and Jay-Z's "On the Run II" concert on Sunday. Quick reminder: The music video for "Apeshit" was shot at the Louvre in Paris, so it was more than appropriate that Beyoncé and Jay Z gave the first performance of this song on French soil.

Queen B and Jay-Z kicked off the "On the Run II" tour on June 6 in Cardiff, Wales Their last show is set for October 4 in Seattle.

There's nothing doper than watching our FLOTUS Michelle Obama and Tina Lawson hanging out like the cool moms they are at a Beyoncé concert. Barack Obama was missing in action, as he traveling to Africa for an Obama Foundation conference.

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The Obamas and the Carters have a storied history together.

Accompanied by her 17-year-old daughter Sasha, they made an appearance at Stade de France, one of the few times they have been seen in public since becoming private citizens.

Beyoncé performed "At Last" at President Obama's inauguration ball in 2009 and the "Star Spangled Banner" at his 2013 inauguration ceremony.

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