Bruce Willis Has Definitively Ruled That 'Die Hard' Isn't A Christmas Movie

Demi Moore rips Bruce Willis to shreds over'dead marriage at comedy roast

The upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis got a surprise guest in none other than the guest of honor's ex-wife, Demi Moore. They had 3 kids - Rumer, Tallulah and Scout, and all of them were cackling in the audience.

The Comedy Central Roast Of Bruce Willis isn't out yet, but people are already reporting on some of the sweetest burns, which you can read here.

Ho ho ho, it's the opposite of a Christmas miracle - Bruce Willis has gone full Grinch on us and decided once and for all that Die Hard is not, in fact, a Christmas movie.

According to TMZ, one of her best lines of the night was, "I look at our marriage like "The Sixth Sense". Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself, you had much bigger failures. "I mean Planet Hollywood, Hudson Hawk, Striking Distance, campaigning for Michael Dukakis, turning down Clooney's role in Ocean's Eleven to focus on playing the harmonica?" she joked.

He also made a joke at his ex-wife's expense during his show-ending monologue, EW revealed: "Joseph played a younger me in 'Looper.' He couldn't pull it off".

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'You were dead the whole time, ' she explained. Can I cock my eye and say some cryptic s- that literally not one person in the room understands and have everyone laugh their asses off?

However, Bruce took it all in his stride, praising his ex for her performance and stating it was: "Terrific...very surprising and very cool".

Shepherd, who starred alongside "Moonlighting" with Willis and infamously fought with the actor on the project, said she hadn't spoken to him in three decades but still agreed to be a roaster.

Some of the roasters included Edward Norton, Demi Moore and Dennis Rodman.

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